Less Than One

[Verse 1]

I got about six percent of the burrito in my mouth

The rest went on my lap

I tasted less than thirty percent of what I ate

None of which I did not forget

[Verse 2]

The only way I get any sleep

Is if ten radios are playing

Less than one of the seven ideas I had

Might be something I don't later regret

[Pre-Chorus]

I bought half of a timeshare

Half of me will be staying there

[Chorus]

I took a walk, I got tired, I turned around and I got almost home

But then I got tired and turned around again

I wrote this down, I erasеd it, I was filled with remorse

For both еrasing it and also for writing it down

The ten radios only work if each one is tuned to different stations

Every one of the one million times

I have remembered that, it turned out not to work

[Bridge]

I was not entirely wrong

I've got part of a brain

But the part that I don't have

Has got a migraine

[Chorus]

I took a walk, I got tired, I turned around, and I got almost home

But then I got tired and turned around again

I wrote this down, I erased it, I was filled with remorse

For both erasing it and also for writing it down

The radios continue playing

The same thing even when they're broken

Less than point-five of the million times

I closed my eyes, I couldn't open them again