Synopsis for Latecomers

[Verse 1]

For everyone who only just arrived

A quick synopsis, if you came late and missed the commotion

And you wonder, "what was all that?" Here's the recap

Sound of gathering and shuffling of notes

I assure you there's a very simple explanation

If you'd only be patient

[Chorus]

Okay, you're asking how container ships were found

Abandoned in the desert sands, covered in snakes

And who composed the ransom note

And taped it to the face of the equеstrian monument?

[Verse 2]

You'll get your answers all in duе time

I know you've all been wondering

About the plaintive moaning

Emanating from the forest every evening

I know the question that is foremost in your thoughts

Who ate the babies, who ate the babies?

[Chorus]

All we can say right now is that we're taking all conceivable

Protective means to secure this area

In particular with reference to the worrisome volcano

That emerged beneath us overnight

[Verse 3]

That's all the questions that time will permit

I'm afraid we'll have to leave it right there

Be assured that there's nothing more that can be done

That's all the questions that time will permit

I'm afraid we'll have to leave it right there

Be assured that there's nothing more that can be done

[Outro]

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