Day Job 1.0

[Intro]

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

[Verse 1]

Corporate cry baby

A bit wiser and a whole lot older, feeling bolder

Sucking up to the last stockholder with a

Golden parachute slung over your shoulder

Jacked up b-boy

Another fool got stuck in the whirlpool

Looking for a fast break, not enough cake to go 'round

Another brother goes down, and he's out of the gene pool

Media pimp

Day after day, night after night if the money is right

The campaign goes on to make right seem wrong

With computer animation and a hip-hop song

[Pre-Chorus]

Land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

Stop

[Chorus]

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

[Verse 2]

Cowboy politician

Sucking up to the aristocracy

Not even sure if you like democracy

Trying to establish an American royalty, a personal dynasty

Priests of the airwaves

Let the buyer beware, it's a jungle out there

So buy my advice and don't think twice

Then me and your money will go someplace sunny

Celebrity stud monkey

Kiss and tell, got a book to sell

'Cause you don't excel or do anything well

Since you slipped past thirty, better keep the sex dirty

[Pre-Chorus]

Land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

Stop

[Chorus]

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

[Pre-Chorus]

Land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

Stop

[Chorus]

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

Don't quit your day job

[Guitar solo]

[Outro]

Land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

This is the land of opportunity

(Mo' money, mo' money, mo' money, mo' money)

Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)

Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)

Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)

Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)

Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)

Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)

Don't quit your day job (This is the land of opportunity)