’97 Bonnie & Clyde

[Intro]

Baby, your Dada loves you

And I'm always gonna be here for you

No matter what happens

You're all I got in this world

I'd never give you up for nothin'

Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me

I love you

[Verse 1]

Come on, hey, hey, we going to the beach

Grab a couple of toys and let Dada strap you in the car seat

Where's mama? She's takin' a little nap in the trunk

Oh, that smell? Dada must've runned over a skunk

Now I know what you're thinkin'; it's kinda late to go swimmin'

But you know your mama; she's one of those type of women

That do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit

Don't play with Dada's toy knife honey, let go of it

And don't look so upset, why you acting bashful?

Don't you wanna help Dada build a sandcastle?

And Mama said she wants to show you how far she can float

Don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat

It's just a little scratch, it don't hurt

Her was eating dinner while you were sweepin'

And spilt ketchup on her shirt

Mama's messy, isn't she? We'll let her wash off in the water

And me and you can play by ourselves, can't we?

[Chorus]

Just the two of us

Just the two of us

Just you and I

Just the two of us

[Verse 2]

See, honey, there's a place called heaven and a place called hell

There's a place called prison and a place called jail

And Dada's probably on his way to all of 'em, except one

'Cause Mama's got a new husband and a stepson

And you don't want a brother, do ya?

Maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better

I'll explain it to you

But for now, we'll just say Mama was real, real bad

She was being mean to Dad and made him real, real mad

But I still feel sad that I put her on timeout

Sit back in your chair, honey, quit trying to climb out

I told you it's okay, hey hey, you wanna ba-ba?

Take a night-night? Na-na-goo-goo gah-gah?

Her make poo-poo ca-ca? Dada change your didee

Clean the baby up, so I can take a nighty-nighty

Your dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water

'97 Bonnie & Clyde: me and my daughter

Me and my daughter

Me and my daughter

[Chorus]

Just the two of us

Just the two of us

Just you and I

Just the two of us

[Verse 3]

Wake up sweepy head, we're here

Before we play, we're gonna take Mama for a wittle walk along the pier

Baby, don't cry, honey, don't get the wrong idea

Mama's too sweepy to hear you screaming in her ear

That's why you can't get her to wake, but don't worry

Dada made a nice bed for Mommy at the bottom of the lake

Here, you wanna help Dada tie a rope around this rock?

We'll tie it to her footsy, then we'll roll her off the dock

Ready now? Here we go, on the count of 3:

1, 2, 3, wee!

There goes Mama, splashing in the water

No more fighting with dad, no more restraining order

No more step Dada, no more brother

Blow her kisses buh-bye, tell Mommy you love her

Now we'll go play in the sand, build a sandcastle and junk

But first, just help Dad with two more things out the trunk

[Outro]

Just the two of us