I Don't Like Mondays (2026 Remaster)

[Verse 1]

The silicon chip inside her head

Gets switched to overload

And nobody's gonna go to school today

She gonna make them stay at home

[Verse 2]

And Daddy doesn't understand it

He always said she was good as gold

And he can see no reasons, 'cause there are no reasons

What reasons do you need to be shown?

[Chorus]

Tell me why I don't like Mondays

Tell me why I don't like Mondays

I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Mondays

Tell me why I don't like Mondays

[Post-Chorus]

I want to shoot the whole day down

Down, down, shoot it all down

[Verse 3]

And all the playing's stopped in the playground now

She wants to play with hеr toys a while

And school's out early and soon we'll bе learning

The lesson today is how to die

[Verse 4]

And then the bullhorn cackles and the captain tackles

With the problems and the hows and whys

And he can see no reason, 'cause there are no reason

What reason do you need to die, die, oh?

[Chorus]

Tell me why I don't like Mondays

Tell me why I don't like Mondays

I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Mondays

[Chorus]

Tell me why I don't like Mondays

Tell me why I don't like Mondays

I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Mondays

[Post-Chorus]

I don't like Mondays, no

I want to shoot the whole day down

Whole day, whole day, whole day down