Scandal

SERJEANT-AT-ARMS (LAGOBELLANS):

Lagobellans!

Our army was massacred

(*gasps*)

But wait, there's more

I was searching for survivors

When I heard a familiar voice

It was her

She was there

You know who

In the air-

Let me speak-

It's a coolca

She captured the foe

Undeterred by her flaws

She had him in her claws

And I thought

What a hero

We misjudged her so

And then came the blow

She snogged him