To the Fair Motormaids of Japan

[Intro]

And the girls say

And they still say

[Verse 1]

So I took a trip to the center of him in a California track suit

But you fell too hard for a little Deuce Coupe, but she ran off with a Nazi

And let's not forget that sea foam suit she put you in to see the Greyhounds

Sure they run real faster than you ever could or will

[Chorus]

Say goodbye to the fair motormaids of Japan

Yume no yoida wa, you said, "We're dead, not sleeping"

The things that I would go through to turn you back around

The laces I would trip on would bring on the circus crowds

The last banana hair-do got a laugh from the samurais

The things that I'd turn into to turn you back to me

Again

[Verse 2]

Summer comes and summer goes

Shells and shells and a bad girl's balm

[Chorus]

So say goodbye to the fair motormaids of Japan

Yume no yoida wa, you said, "We're dead, not sleeping"

The things that I would go through to turn you back around

The planes that I have died on, trade you for another cloud

The mountain biking posse that brought back another man

The things that I'd turn into

[Outro]

Watch me turn

The things that I'd turn into

Watch me turn, watch me turn

Watch me turn

The things that I'd turn into