Fuck-A-Doodle-Don't

I clench my sphincter and suck in my gut

Another big mistake by the incompetent slut

She's never coming back, whoever she may be

This is a big day for me

I can come in my hand

I can come on you

It's never what I want but it's what I seem to do

And I'm sure he'll help me if I go his way

Another daft thing to say

Practice makes perfect, I was only honing my technique

Why don't we do this again, same time, same place, next week?

To see them happy could never make me green

They know exactly where I've been