Meanwhile, at the Bar, a Drunkard Muses

There are no set rules to follow

Just a big black gaping hollow

That we fall into and hope that it means love

And the beasts snapping at your feet

Keep barking that you're incomplete

Ignore them, but heed the beasts above

So when you see me coming

You better whistle or start humming

Cause otherwise I'll tell you now that I'll just walk right by

Because lover when I drink I'm dosy

But I fancy getting cozy

And I heard a rumour that I might have caught your eye

So come on darling, break my heart

Mess me about and shag all my friends

Cause we can't waste what we can't even start

And its best to go out with a bang

When a wee disaster ends