Mr. Robinson's Quango (Live at the BBC)

[Spoken]

This is called, uh, "Mr. Robinson's Quango"

[Intro]

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[Verse 1]

Oh, Mr Robinson and his quango

Dirty dealer, expensive car

Runs the buses and the Evening Star

Forget his hairpiece, he got herpes

His private life is very discreet

A nicer man, no, you're never gonna meet

[Chorus]

He's a self-professed saviour of the dim right wing

He got respiratory problems and a Mason's ring

[Interlude]

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[Verse 2]

Oh, Mr Robinson and his quango

Drinks with generals and county wives

'Cause the family business is doing alright

They're doing tangos down in the quangos

Makes them tick, oh, makеs them tock

And if you don't fit, he'll put you in the dock

[Chorus]

Just sits in his lеather chair and twiddles his thumb

Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum

[Interlude]

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[Bridge]

He ran into the toilets in the town hall

He got his biro out and he wrote on the wall

"I'm wearing black French knickers under my suit

I got stockings and suspenders on, I'm feeling rather loose"

Oh, I'm a naughty boy, oh, I'm a naughty, naughty boy

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

He's a self-professed saviour of the dim right wing

He got respiratory problems and a Mason's ring

[Interlude]

Ooh-wa-ooh

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[Outro]

Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)

Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)

Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)

Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)

Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)

Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)

Oh, I'm a naughty boy (Naughty, naughty boy)

Oh, I'm a naughty, naughty boy (Naughty, naughty)

[Spoken]

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