Steve Doocy

[Verse 1]

Fox News channel: one part mammal

One part demon seed

Look no further, goat herder

The Sheppard's on the scene

[Chorus]

Don't you know the tabs

Will only get you so far?

The devil may tip

But my Jesus got an open bar

[Post-Chorus]

Cut

[Verse 2]

Hezbollah, the love

We got you leaders on the set

Before we speak of suicide

We have a dog to pet

[Chorus]

Don't you know the tabs

Will only get you so far?

The devil may tip

But my Jesus got an open bar

[Post-Chorus]

Cut

[Chorus]

Don't you know the tabs

Will only get you so far?

The devil may tip

But my Jesus got an open bar

Don't you know the tabs

Will only get you so far?

The devil may tip

But my Jesus got an open bar

[Instrumental Outro]