I Miss Her Beer

I woke up out on the lawn

I went in and she was gone

She's the best I ever had

She was good and I was bad

Hoo hoo, hoo hoo

Hoo hoo, I miss her beer

Gave me drugs, she gave me cash

Put my disease in her gash

She was my spanking machine

She was nice and I was mean

Hoo hoo, hoo hoo

Hoo hoo, I miss her beer

Let me do just what I please

As she brought me to my knees

Left me swinging in the breeze

She was pure, I was a sleaze

Hoo hoo, hoo hoo

Hoo hoo, I miss her beer

Hoo hoo, hoo hoo

Hoo hoo, I miss her beer

I woke up out on the lawn

I went in and she was gone

She's the best I ever had

She was good and I was bad

Hoo hoo, hoo hoo

Hoo hoo, I miss her beer

Let me do just what I please

As she brought me to my knees

Left me swinging in the breeze

She was pure, I was a sleaze

Hoo hoo, hoo hoo

Hoo hoo, I miss her beer