Sticky and Sweet

I saw a girl in line at the food stamps

She was so pretty, she made me understand

That my old life was over and my new life beginning

That she was the girl to finally make me a man

And I walked up to her and I said

"Baby move over, we set sail tonight

I'ma be your Boy Scout, I'ma be your wife"

I said, "I am a waffle and you are the syrup

I am covered with square dents

You are sticky and sweet"

And she said to me, she said

"I am a beer shit that stinks up your heart"

She said, "I am a pimp, and you are my tart"

She said, "This ship is mine, and you are my slave"

She said, "My name is Khan

And I have ten times your strength"