A Song About Charlieissocoolike

I'm not quite sure

What I should do

I'm ever so

In love with you

Wine gums and juggling

And haircuts and tea

And oh my heart leaps each time you look at me

But I have to stop

And clear my head

Your eyes don't meet mine

They meet a camera instead

And even though I know you

Like you're mine

I'm a stranger to you

A fan who screams all the time

But I say

Charlieissocoollike, one day you'll be my friend

And we'll sing your duet and I will bet that my happiness will not end

But a million other people share this beautiful dream

So I'll never be Miss Coollike after all, so it seems

Oh the awkward endings and the ukulele

The mustache  poems and the... (what rhymes with ukulele?)

I know that we'd get along like a house on fire

And it seems you agree

Each time you smile

But I have to stop

And clear my head

Your eyes don't meet mine

They meet a camera instead

And even though I know you

Like you're mine

I'm a stranger to you

A fan who squeals all the time

But I say

Charlieissocoollike, one day you'll be my friend

And we'll sing your duet and I will bet that my happiness will not end

But a million other people share this beautiful dream

So I'll never be Miss Coollike after all, so it seems

I've only met you once, and I acted like a fool

I was shaking like a leaf and you said "ahh, cool!"

You looked at me and grinned in your very cool like way

I was imagining dopamine released inside your awesome brain

But as I left, I stared outside and hopefuls too who queued all day

My face would soon be forgotten, as would the others who feel the same way

And yet I still believe that you'll remember me

So while I watch you every day, I guess I'll still say

Charlieissocoollike, one day you'll be my friend

And we'll sing your duet and I will bet that my happiness will not end

But a million other people share this beautiful dream

So I'll never be Miss Coollike after all, so it seems