Chapter V: The Call

[Sister Imperator]

(sighs)

[Papa Nil]

Yello?

[Sister Imperator]

Are you watching the Omen 2 on the Horror Network?

[Papa Nil]

haha Yes, Sister. 666 days of Satan, I wouldn't miss a day.

[Sister Imperator]

Well, you don't need two eyes to love this movie, it's just as good with one!

[Papa Nil]

I know, I love all of them too. I mean one, two and three are very good but then suddenly, Christ. He smites our Lord at the end of three and that's it. What a shitty ending.

[Sister Imperator]

And then there's number four, which feels like an excuse to bring in a new director and to try to get the ending right. After fifteen years!

[Papa Nil]

Well, whenever you have a new creative team, when you start episode four you have to do a lot of rebuilding.

You... have always had excellent critiquing of films, Sister.

[Young Sexy Sister Imperator]

(giggles) Papa...

[Papa Nil]

Hmm?

[Young Sexy Sister Imperator]

Tell me, are you alone?

[Papa Nil]

Mmhhmm...

[Young Sexy Sister Imperator]

And what're you wearing?

[Papa Nil]

Well, my papal robe, of course.

[Sister Imperator]

(Scoff) I'm just trying to... Well. Forget it. We'll talk tomorrow. Bye.

(phone rings)

[Sister Imperator]

Are you on the toilet?

[The Old One]

What? No, Sister. It's the Old One Himself.

[Sister Imperator]

Oh, then umm... Then you're not on the toilet, right?

[The Old One]

No! I heard you were in the hospital and I wanted to see if there was anything I can do for you.

[Sister Imperator]

I see. Well, there is. Can you announce the European stadium tour?

[The Old One]

Yes, Sister. It would be my pleasure! (cackles evilly)

("Miasma" plays in the background)