[Intro]
ericdoa: So does the world know you're an industry plant?
glaive: Do you love your mom or your dad more?
[Harp Music]
glaive: Hi, I'm glaive, and this is
ericdoa: ericdoa
glaive: And, uh, we're gonna talk and we're gonna play tennis.
ericdoa: Oh, my bad
glaive & ericdoa: Oh, again, again, again
glaive: Kinda, that's the first one you've, oh, nevermind
glaive & ericdoa: Alright so, obviously we're, we're—, we're—, (We're friends), we know each other, we're friеnds.
glaive: Um, when we mеt, you were my age, right?
ericdoa & glaive: Yes, I was eighteen. (Eighteen—, you were just eighteen)
glaive & ericdoa: 'Cause I'm your age now and you were my age once, many years ago. (Yes)
glaive: Um, do you have any advice for your eighteen year old self slash me?
ericdoa: You have a better understanding of common sense than I did at eighteen years old.
ericdoa: All I can tell you is that it doesn—, it doesn't get worse from here, but things become a lot easier.
Chris Dudeck: Eric
ericdoa: Hello sir
Chris Dudeck & ericdoa: It—, It—, It's no big deal, we're gonna get (Nice to meet you) this guy real quick, (Okay), yeah, it's gonna be easy. (Sounds good)
Chris Dudeck & ericdoa: Alright, turn sideways. (Sideways)
Chris Dudeck: There you go, this way, face me, haha, perfect.
Chris Dudeck & ericdoa: There you go, now just smoke him, ready? Here we go.
Chris Dudeck: Boom.
glaive: Close?
Chris Dudeck: So close.
Chris Dudeck: Here we go, ready?
Chris Dudeck: Yep, nice, nice.
glaive: Go to hell.
Chris Dudeck & glaive: Thats one zero, (Yeah, okay), that first one didn't count.
ericdoa: Fuck you
glaive: So, you're signed to major record label?
ericdoa: I-, I am, kind of
glaive: Have you felt that over, like, the, like over time, that maybe parts of you have been commodified?
ericdoa & glaive: Of course, (Okay), that's just how it goes though.
ericdoa & glaive: You sign away your baby, when you give up, you know (Yeah, but do you—), sell the rights to your thing.
glaive: Do you—, do you regret it?
ericdoa: No, because if I didn't then I don't think I'd be playing tennis with you right now, maybe I would be, who knows?
glaive & ericdoa: (But-), Yeah, we'd would just be playing tennis in, like, worse outfits, probably.
glaive: How much money do you have in your bank account? Who has more money? You or me, and who'se label deal is worse?
ericdoa: He—, He got my get back, he got my get back
glaive: You're just so unbelievably uncoordinated.
ericdoa: Bro, insanely.
glaive: I know for a fact, that, I mean you have—, you have a family, of, like, and you've always been around, like, good friends. How do you feel like, you deal with spending time alone?
ericdoa & glaive: I like being alone, like, a lot. I—, I did have roommates, I did have friends, but you know, like— (Still, at the end of the day), yeah, they were the same as me, kind of like, they were both like, people who would be overstimulated from being together for long periods of time, I think there's a perfect balance, because there's times where I wanna be alone and there's times where I can't be alone.
glaive & ericdoa: Speaking of being alone, (Yeah), why do you hide your girlfriend from the entire world?
ericdoa: You've seen your requests, like you understand that, like, young men on the internet will say the darndest things?
glaive: No, come on, dude, hit the ball
glaive: Alright, um, so we've—, we've looked over the footage, we've reviewed it, VAR, uh, me and Eric are not very good, so, we're both gonna play against, uh, the tennis instructor, Chris.
glaive: Whoever loses the—, the match, I suppose, has to run ten suicides in total, but the problem is, I don't think me and Eric can run ten suicides and we're probably gonna lose, so that's that.
glaive & Chris Dudeck: Go Eric, run! (Oh no!) Okay, zero one. (One zero)
ericdoa & Chris Dudeck: Okay, (Yes), watch this, watch this, watch this
glaive, ericdoa & Chris Dudeck: Oh, go ahead, (Go, Ash), go ahead, Ash (No! I'm getting scared, you're scaring me! Stop freaking out! You're scaring me!)
glaive: Hit it, Eric! No, you're so stupid.
Chris Dudeck: You're not following the training!
glaive: So, you've collaborated with lots of artists, you've done lots of interesting things, what's your least favorite person to make music with?
Chris Dudeck: Oh, it's only two zero, here we go
glaive: Go, Eric, go. You want it?
ericdoa & glaive: Oh gosh. (Yes!)
ericdoa & glaive: Get back, get back (No! Let's go, Let's go)
Chris Dudeck: Erase that from the video, I cannot have anybody see that happen.
ericdoa & glaive: (His ass—, his ass—), You got smoked! He just got smoked! (His ass tried to dunk)
ericdoa & glaive: Count your days, tennis man. (Oh my god)
glaive: Go switch, switch, switch, you want it? It's in!
glaive: When you think of yourself, what context do you think of yourself in? It's kind of hard to answer quickly, but—
ericdoa: That is a hard quick answer, but-
glaive: I can [?], let me tell you how I think of you.
ericdoa: Oh god, okay, go ahead.
glaive: I think you're a very, very smart guy
ericdoa: Thank you
glaive & ericdoa: And I think you're probably one of the best singers that I know, just, (Oh), naturally, (Wow), and, uh, I'm happy that we've like, become friends-friends, which is really nice.
ericdoa: Me too, man
glaive: That's how I think of you, but I could also say like, "ugly", "bitch", "hoe", "stupid".
ericdoa: I think you are a once in a lifetime human being and I've known that since I met you and I think that, and you have this innate ability to be appreciated by every person, no matter what you say, do or no matter where you are, you're always considered, "oh, that's that—, that's that guy". You know, you're a unique person.
glaive: I'm really proud of you.
ericdoa: Proud of you too, man. Thanks for playing tennis with me today.
glaive: Yeah, that's super fucking cringe, but I'm proud of you, deadass.
ericdoa: Thank you, dude.
glaive: Alright, enough, we've talked, you've seen it, we played tennis, we did the thing, I've been glaive.
ericdoa: I've been ericdoa.
glaive: Have a good night.
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