Cheryl Tweedy

[Verse 1]

I wish I had one good reason

Why I should stay

How'd I get myself into this place?

I wish had qualities like:

Sympathy, fidelity, sobriety, sincerity, humility

Instead, I got lunacy

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]

I wish I could fit myself in my pocket

And tie myself to a rocket

And send myself to outer space

I wish I had a different face

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus 1]

I wish I had one good reason why I should stay

How'd I get myself into this place?

[Chorus]

I wish my life was a little less seedy

Why am I always so greedy?

Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy

I know I never will, I know I never will

I wish my life was not so boring

Every weekend, fall to the flooring

Don't get me started on Monday morning

It would be overkill, it would be overkill

[Verse 3]

I wish I had one good reason why I should stay

How'd I get myself (How'd I get myself)

Into this place?

[Verse 4]

I wish I could apologize, be dignified

Wish I could look you in the eye

And tell you that I never lied

I wish that I could stop the cries

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Don't wake me up today

Under my duvet's

Where I wanna stay

Don't wanna come out to play

Doesn't matter what you say, anyway, anyway

[Chorus]

I wish my life was a little less seedy

Why am I always so greedy?

Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy

I know I never will, I know I never will

I wish my life was not so boring

Every weekend, fall to the flooring

Don't get me started on Monday morning

It would be overkill, it would be overkill

[Outro]

Oh, I wish I didn't smoke so many cigarettes

Another programme on antiques on the TV set

Wish I had blonde hair, wish I had green eyes

So many things about myself that I despise

(I wish my life was a little less seedy)

So many things about my life that I despise

(I wish my life was a little less seedy)

So many things that I despise

(I wish my life was a little less seedy)

So many things that I despise