Shatter (Girly-Sound Version)

[Intro]

Hello, Johnny Boy

[Chorus]

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

[Verse 1]

I don't know if I could drive a car (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

Far enough to get to where you are (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

Or fast enough not to miss the boat completely (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

I'm thinking maybe

You know, just maybe

[Refrain]

I figure there's a chance in hell

That you might actually wish me well

[Chorus]

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

[Verse 2]

I don't know if I could fly a plane (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

Well enough to tail spin out your name (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

Or high enough to lose control completely (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

I'm thinking maybe

You know, just maybe

[Refrain]

I figure I got a chance in hell

That you might actually wish me well

[Bridge]

It's one for money (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

And it's two for the show (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

It's three 'til you're ready (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

And it's four to go (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

Down the straight and narrow-

Trailing the yellow brick payroll

On the long road

I'm on the long road

Home is where I really like to be

Then it's five for the paychecks (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

And six for the roses and (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

It's seven for the bad checks (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

And eight lives left to show (Wah, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

Down the straight and narrow-

Trailing the yellow brick payroll

On the long road

I'm on the long road

Home is where I really like to be

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

[Verse 3]

I don't know if I could drive a truck (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

And if I couldn't, it would really suck (Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

(Ha, sha-doobie, shatter, shatter)

'Cause if I couldn't I might lose you completely

I'm thinking maybe (Sha-doobie)

You know, just maybe

[Refrain]

I figure I got a chance in hell

That you might actually wish me well