She Works Out Too Much (Matthew Dear Remix)

[Robotic voice #1]

Hi Andrew and Ben. This is Matthew Dear

Hi Matthew

I want to remix your album

OK, go ahead

[Robotic voice #2]

Pause for response

I said, are you ready, to, continue, having a good time?

Pause for response

Excellent. I was hoping you would say that

[Robotic voice #1]

Seriously, can you imagine where this intro would be if you had answered otherwise?

[Robotic voice #2]

While I may sound present, I am in fact not. I am not here. I am a distant glitch, in a browser. Just a bunch of zeroes and ones

[Robotic voice #1]

Wow. Pause for sadness

This introduction has gone completely sideways. I guess I will let you get back to the dancing

[Robotic voice #2]

Prepare to hear some really really really really really really really really really really really really good music. And remember, as always, no photos, dancing, requests, autographs, dancing, requests, trainspotting, talking, laughing, coughing, sneezing, excessive looking, [Extremely loud noise]-ing, proliferating, chafing, incubating, meditating, commentating...

[Robotic voice #1]

Wager waging at. [?] Ooh, clapping. Okay, awesome. Here we go

[Woman's Voice]

Get ready to have some fun!

Alright, here we go!

Five, four, three, two, and one

Are you ready to work out?

[Verse 1]

Don't take it the wrong way

I can never keep up

Sick of liking your selfies

Should've gone with my gut

Maybe I'm in a movie

Maybe I'm out to lunch

But I'm constantly swiping it and tapping

It's never relaxing, I need a new routine

[Chorus]

(He's trying)

(She works out too much)

The only reason we never worked out was

He didn't work out

(He's trying)

(She works out too much)

The only reason we never worked out was

He didn't work out enough

(He's trying)

[Woman's Voice]

Let's move on to the next step

[Robotic voice #2]

No, I do not want to work out. Really, you are working out a lot. More than anyone I know. This probably isn't going to work out

You work out, too much

[Verse 2]

Welcome to the shitshow

Grab a comfortable seat

Find me in the front row

Facing the music, anyone can see

[Chorus]

(He's trying)

(She works out too much)

(She works out too much I know)

The only reason we never worked out was

He didn't work out

[Robotic little girl voice]

Hi Andrew and Ben. This is Matthew Dear

[Robotic woman voice]

Hi Matthew

[Robotic little girl voice]

I want to remix your album

[Robotic woman voice]

OK, go ahead