Bonehead's Bank Holiday

[Intro: Bonehead, Liam Gallagher, Owen Morris]

I'm at the fuckin' bar, far, far, far

Right, I'm on it

Right, record those, let me sing it

Let me sing it

You bastards

Back me up, come on

I thought you were in here to back me up, count me in

D'you wanna fuckin' carry on like with him like, you know?

You know I need a little break to get away—

Count me in

Bastard

Here y'are, count me in, I've havin' an 'eart attack

Count me in

In, 1, 2, 3

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not backing him up, you know what he's like

You know I need—

[Verse 1: Noel Gallagher & Bonehead, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Liam Gallagher]

You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday

So I can see the sun

'Cause in the sun they say it's fun

If you get some

Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane (You know what I mean?)

Or I could steal a car (Steal a car, mum)

'Cause in a car you can go far (I love it)

Just depends what kind of car you are (Fuckin' car you are)

[Chorus: Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher]

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La, la, la)

What kind of car you are

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La, la, la)

[Verse 2: Noel Gallagher & Bonehead, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Liam Gallagher]

I met a funny looking girl on a crowded beach in Spain

Her name was Avaline (Ava-lin)

She said she came to Spain (Fuckin' line)

To have a good time

But she was with her mum who had a face like a nun in pain (Fuckin' faint, here y'are, mate)

She said her name was Dot (Who's singing?, you are, mate)

She didn't half talk a lot (Give it up)

I couldn't tell if she was mad or not (It was nine o'clock)

[Chorus: Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher]

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

Mad or not (Ha)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La, la)

[Bridge: Noel Gallagher & Bonehead, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Liam Gallagher]

Well don't you know, I should've stayed in England

On my polluted beach with all my special friends

And don't you know, I should've stayed in England

With me big house and me big car (My big house and my big car-ar)

And all me friends, they're at the bar (And all me big friends and Liam Gallagher)

La, la, la (Bah, la-fa-la, fah)

[Verse 1: Noel Gallagher & Bonehead, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Liam Gallagher]

You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday (La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, hey!)

So I can see the sun (Are you a scouser man? Bonehead!)

'Cause in the sun they say it's fun (La, la, la, la, la, la)

If you get some

Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane

Or I could steal a car

'Cause in a car you can go far

It just depends what kind of car you are (Fuckin' car you are)

[Chorus: Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Bonehead, Noel Gallagher & Liam Gallagher]

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

What kind of car you are (Ha)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La)

What kind of car you are (Don't you know—)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (Ah, I fucked up, pal, stayed in England)

What kind of car you are

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

[Outro: Bonehead, Liam Gallagher, Bonehead & Liam Gallagher]

We'll go in there drunk and we'll do it, we're rockin', right we'll do it, I'll sing with you

Bonehead's got the lot

You sexy bastard

Bonehead's got the lot

What you gonna hears

And he lost the plot

Yeah, lost the plot

And he's got the lot

Oh, we'll do it, it's gonna be fucking mega

Bonehead likes a trot, he hasn't got a lot

Right we'll do it, you can't, you can't go far

Hasn't got the lot, Bonehead can fly

It just depends what fuckin' plane, car you are, la, la, la

D'you say you can do it, alright?

That's shit, you know I need a little break to get away for a holiday

I met a funny fuckin', fuckin' girl on a crowded beach in Spain

So I can see the sun

Her name was Ava-lin

She said she came to Spain to 'ave a good time, that's right

To 'ave a good fuckin' shag she went to Spain, that's why she went, yeah

She was with her mam, she was with her mam

With her mam

He would a face like a nun in fuckin'

Pain

A nun in pain

Then but he said her name was Dot

She didn't half talk a lot

I couldn't tell if she was mad or not

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (La, la, la)

But don't you, don't you know

Right, we're on it, right