The Black Mirror Episode

[Intro]

Oh

Oh, no

[Chorus]

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage (No)

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage (Ah, oh)

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage (Oh, Lord)

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

[Verse 1]

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If it's a love story, pick something different

I should've known from the very first season

Couples fighting for some pretty good reasons

Happy home go to hell 'cause of tech shit

Well, my shit went to hell 'cause of Netflix

So excited when y'all made the announcements

The episode should've came with some counseling

[Chorus]

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage (Oh)

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

[Verse 2]

If I was petty, I would try it as a court case

The goddamn episode raised the divorce rate

This one episode broke my house

We was just sittin' there, quiet, on the couch

Was a good ten minutes, then it all went south

So goddamn heavy, couldn't open my mouth

Should've picked something else, anything else

Do the Right Thing Blu-Ray on the shelf

Or the bootleg tape of Will Ferrell in Elf

'Cause now, I gotta live by my goddamn self

[Chorus]

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

[Verse 3]

The shit should've came with a content warning

Shit should've came with a content warning

Shit should've came with a content warning

Watched that shit and didn't talk 'til morning

Thought that it would be another Lost In Space

Now, I gotta move and get my own damn place

Had a good home, and we had good trust

Saw a Black Mirror, and it looked like us

Caught myself trying to avoid the dangerous

I ran out of episodes of Toys That Made Us

And now, we gotta go and get some lawyer papers

[Chorus]

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage (Oh)

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage

The Black Mirror episode ruined my marriage