12 Styles of Rapping! (Youtuber Edition)

[Part I: ZIAS & B Lou]

[Verse 1: Quadeca (as ZIAS) & Quadeca (as B. Lou), both]

Wait

I might just cop me a Wraith, huh

Yeah, wait, okay

Wraith look like outer space, huh (Yeah)

You be lookin' out of place, huh

I pull up icy, Christmas Day, yeah, huh (Ayy, yeah)

Pull up icy, Christmas Day, huh

I might fuck on your bitch in the face (Yeah!)

If you hatin', I'll get you erased

Hannah Baker, know I'm droppin' them tapes, yeah, huh

Oh-ho-! I be droppin' them tapes, huh

Tay K, I do the race, huh

I can not fuck with no face

Wearin' Gucci, but don't fuck with no snakes, yeah, huh

Can't fuck with no snakes, huh

I just came out early, huh

Your bitch's hair be lookin' curly

I might do my dance, Roy Purdy, yeah, huh

Roy Purdy, huh

Bitch be actin hella dirty, huh (Hmm)

All that smoke is that high grade

Call that EduBirdie, yeah!

[Part II: RiceGum]

[Intro 1]

Hey!

[Verse 2: Quadeca (as RiceGum)]

I was broke, now, you see me in the hills

Yeah, they said that I was meek, now I'm steady makin' mill's

All Designer on me, I can't let it spill, that's for real

Droppin' fire, boy, you know it's not a drill

Jake and Logan, you some corny-ass haters

But I'm here makin' bands, I'm just storin' mad paper

Got a house in the hills, it come with a elevator

Your career goin' down, like the wrong escalator, huh

They said I need to chill, that's what the ice do

So why your girl be checkin' everything that Rice do?

She hit me up, I'm like, "Sorry, I don't like you"

I've been writin' bangers and you're stuck writin' some haikus

In the hills, yeah, I got a high view

Which makes sense- check my channel, got a lot of high views

Came up from the bottom, I was who they lied to

Now my vids be going viral, like they got the swine flu

[Part III: The Fast White Rapper]

[Intro 2: Quadeca (as The Fast White Rapper)]

Yo! Huh, huh...

[Verse 3: Quadeca (as The Fast White Rapper)]

I've been doin' everythin', I'm takin' all my medicine

I'm gettin' so much evidence, stay gettin' where you've never been

I'm elegant, developin', I'm gettin' in my element

The etiquette is eminent, I'll never have to edit it

I don't actually say anythin' that makes sense

But I'm rappin' it so fast, they really think that I'm the best

But then when you take a look at all the lyrics that I rapped

Then you realize this shit ain't even good, it's really trash

[Part IV: Scarlxrd]

[Intro 3: Quadeca (as Scarlxrd)]

Aah!

[Verse 4: Quadeca (as Scarlxrd)]

Everybody wants me to die!

I wanna stab myself up in the eye!

The Devil wants to watch me as I bleed!

The angels want my blood, they made of greed!

I stab myself with a knife, [?]! Uh

The world is corrupted with darkness! Buried alive, I'm a carcass!

[Part V: Diss God]

[Intro 4: Quadeca (as Diss God)]

Yeah

[Verse 5: Quadeca]

Went to dinner with your bitch, and we hit it off

All these fingers pointed at me, I'ma flip 'em off

And I ain't never dropped a song, only snippets, dawg

So many snippets on me, you should call me 'Snippet God'

I just pulled up in a 'Rari wit' the new seats

Now they tryna mention me, but, sorry, I don't view tweets ([?])

Running up the numbers, and you're hardly on your two feet

And if it ain't Tee Grizzley, well, I'm sorry, I don't use beats (No Way Jose)

Yeah

[Part VI: The Minecraft Parody Rapper]

[Verse 6: Quadeca]

I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

Creepers in my Minecraft, hah, in my Minecraft

Hah, in my Minecraft, hah, in my Minecraft

Whoa, huh, hey, haha, yeah

[Part VII: KSI]

[Verse 7: Quadeca]

I'm a beast! No one will win when I feast

I cannot be beat, Logan, I'm seein' you down at my feet

I put in work, and all you do is tweet

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Interlude: Quadeca]

Alright, fuck that, I can't do that one

I just can't

I just can't do your voice, bro

How the fuck am I supposed to do his voice?

[Part VIII: DDG]

[Verse 8: Quadeca]

DDG throwin' checks on the floor

Droppin' a hit, now, they checkin' for more

You makin' it rain, but I'm makin' it pour

You better get your ass out of the door

Twenty on my sneakers

Twenty for a feature

She wanna call my baby

I ain't fuckin' with no Bieber

Your bitch, she a eater

They play me on the speaker

You-You pull up in a Honda

While I pull up in a Beamer

I book your bitch flight

See me eat it, wanna big bite

I'ma pull up in all white

These haters mad, that's alright

D-DDG getting paper

I'll fuck your bitch later

Can't fuck with no hater

You-You ridin' waves like a sailor

[Part IX: Bhad Bhabie]

[Verse 9: Quadeca]

Hey, bitch, hey, bitch

Stop talkin', don't say shit, heh

All you bitches is basic, heh

You basic, I hate it, eheh

Diamonds on my chain, huh

You broke, get out my lane, huh

What the fuck you be sayin'? Huh

I'm the hottest in the game

[Part X: FlightReacts/FTC]

[Verse 10: Quadeca]

Fuck your motherfuckin' feelings, bitch! (Can Flight please stand up?)

Y'all ain't shit, y'all ain't shit, y'all ain't shit!

[Part XI: Jake Paul]

[Verse 11: Quadeca]

My name is Jake Paul, and you know I never fall

Like I'm playin' basketball, you know I gotta ball

I'm dunkin' on my haters, 'cause you know I'm very tall

I started from the bottom, so you know I've seen it all, bro

When I'm playin' baseball, I hit it out the ballpark

Deji, you a bitch, I'll knock you out and chant "Walmart!"

"Walmart!" You gon' fall hard

Buy my merch, Jake Paulers, we all stars!

[Part XII: Logan Paul]

[Verse 12: Quadeca]

I'm Logan, I do this for the Mavericks!

Buy my merch, if you buy it, then you know you have it!

I'm like Santa's Elf, 'cause you know I'm always rappin'

When I finish, everybody cheer, they start clappin'

[Outro: Quadeca]

Holy shit, I'm never doing that again