Goth Kid on Vacation

[Verse One - Kenan Thompson & Ego Nwodim]

This island is our home

(This island is our home)

Blessed by Jah

So much beauty to behold

But when there is war

And struggle and pain

How do we fill our souls

With joy again?

We look and we laugh at

[Chorus]

Goth kid on vacation (With the family)

Goth kid on vacation (In the family)

Goth kid on vacation (He just want to be)

Goth kid on vacation

[Verse Two - Kenan Thompson & Ego Nwodim]

He no wear bathing suit

He wear big black jeans (Oh no)

He wear no sandal

He got the combat boots on the beach (Ay-ya-ya-ya)

He no want no jet-ski

He no swim with no dolphins

He want sit in the hotel lobby

Look at photos of his big-boned girlfriend

[Chorus]

Goth kid on vacation (Hiding from the sun)

Goth kid on vacation (Watch his hair dye run)

Goth kid on vacation (He no have no fun)

Goth kid on vacation

[Verse 3 - Jack Black]

When I was a young boy

My parents took mе down to Jamaica

For my high-school spring break

They said 'Come to thе pool' but

I stayed in the room with my graphic novels

So I could masturbate

'Cause I'm a...

[Chorus]

Goth kid on vacation

Goth kid on vacation

[Vocal Interlude - James Austin Johnson, Michael Longfellow, Heidi Gardner]

Hey, so, what's the plan for this afternoon, gang, huh? What does everybody want to do?

Go home

Maybe snorkeling?

Maybe go home?

Snorkeling sounds great

Going home sounds great

Dexter! Maybe you should just go to the beach and write your poetry. Would that make you happy?!

Happiness is a disease

[Bridge - Ensemble Kenan Thompson & Jack Black]

He's sweating, he's sweating (Oh, my)

He's sweating, he's sweating (Right through his t-shirt!)

He's sweating, he's sweating (Ass-print on the lounge chair!)

He's sweating, he's sweating (Life is misery for a...)

[Chorus - Ensemble & Jack Black & Michael Longfellow]

Goth kid on vacation (My shirt is staying on)

Goth kid on vacation (I do the zip-line once)

Goth kid on vacation (Please just take me home)

Goth kid on vacation

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