No More Slay

[Verse 1: Bowen Yang, Lady Gaga]

We can't just repeat one word

When there’s so many more to use

So we've made a big decision

For all of us and you

[Chorus: Bowen & Gaga, Gaga]

No more slay

No more slay

We know it sounds impossible

But there's other words to say

From now on

When something rocks

Well, just say "Wow, I like that"

And then, well, stop

[Chorus: Bowen & Gaga, Gaga, Bowen]

No more bop

No more flex

No more pooing on the mother toilet

No more feet on people’s necks

I'm confused that living

"Means" the same thing as dead

So enough with bae or sus

Just say good or bad instead

And no more reheating nachos

That one's actually new

Let's just nip it in the bud

Before CNN learns it too

Because on the day before the world ends

You don't want the last thing that you say to be

"This is not a slay"

[Verse 2: Gaga, Bowen]

No, you're not delulu

You're actually thirty-two

You're a straight white woman

Who’s honestly forty two plus two

You’re forty four, girl

[Chorus: Gaga, Bowen, Andrew Dismukes, Ego Nwodim, Sarah Sherman, Ashley Padilla]

No more slay

No more slay

That's not oomfie, sis, or hunty

It’s just another gay guy

No more slay

No more slay

We stole words from other people

And we're giving 'em back today