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SOFT PLAY – How's Amelia? (2013) | Track profile | Dork

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SOFT PLAY
Sugar Coated Bitter Truth (with Bonus Tracks)
How's Amelia?

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How's Amelia?

Release date: 25th November 2013

From Sugar Coated Bitter Truth (with Bonus Tracks)

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About This Track

"How's Amelia?" is a track by SOFT PLAY, from the album Sugar Coated Bitter Truth (with Bonus Tracks), released 25th November 2013. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 20 articles about SOFT PLAY.

About the Artist

SOFT PLAY

SOFT PLAY

Lyrics

How's Amelia?

[Refrain]

Love me

[Verse 1]

How's Amelia?

Still ugly

Hold my drink, please

Why don't you love me?

Why don't you love me?

[Verse 2]

So, how's Amelia?

Is she still ugly?

Hold my drink, please

Why don't you love me?

Love me, please

[Bridge]

And this is why

It will never work

And this is why

It never will, ugh

[Instrumental Break]

[Refrain]

Love me

[Verse 3]

Hello, hi, how's Amelia?

Is she still ugly?

Hold my drink, please

And then fuck me

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

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Track details

From Sugar Coated Bitter Truth (with Bonus Tracks)

2013

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Sugar Coated Bitter Truth (with Bonus Tracks)

Release year

2013

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