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Are You Satisfied?
Ninety Nine

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Ninety Nine

Release date: 2014

From Are You Satisfied?Track 103:15

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About This Track

"Ninety Nine" is a track by SOFT PLAY, from the album Are You Satisfied?, released 2014. The track is 3:15 long. It's filed under Rock. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 20 articles about SOFT PLAY.

About the Artist

SOFT PLAY

SOFT PLAY

Lyrics

Ninety Nine

Talked to
A mannequin
The other day
She had fuck all to say
to me
such a shame
looks are deceiving
staring at the ceiling
what are you looking at
thats better than me?
is it better than me?
come on, is it better than me?

Ninety nine
percent of the time
she lives in a hand
i cant understand why
Ninety nine
percent of the time
she lives in a hand
i cant understand why

Talking to
A statue
Of a little girl
Who reminds me of you
such a shame
looks are deceiving
staring at the ceiling
such a great shame
looks are deceiving
now youre staring at the ceiling

Ninety nine
percent of the time
she lives in a hand
i cant understand why
Ninety nine
percent of the time
she lives in a hand
i cant understand why

ninety nine
ninety nine
ninety nine
its always ninety nine

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Track details

From Are You Satisfied?

3:152014

Listen

Album

Are You Satisfied?

Track number

10

Release year

2014

1The Hunter
3:01
2Cheer Up London
2:33
3Sockets
3:26
4Despair and Traffic
2:18

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SOFT PLAY — Isaac Is Typing… (from HEAVIER JELLY) [2:45]
SOFT PLAY — John Wick (from HEAVIER JELLY) [1:23]
SOFT PLAY — Bin Juice Disaster (from HEAVIER JELLY) [1:55]
SOFT PLAY — Flip Em the Bird (from HEAVIER JELLY) [3:01]
SOFT PLAY — Slushy (feat. Kate Nash) (from HEAVIER JELLY) [3:07]
SOFT PLAY — Worms On Tarmac (from HEAVIER JELLY) [2:03]
SOFT PLAY — Working Title (from HEAVIER JELLY) [2:50]
SOFT PLAY — Punk's Dead (from HEAVIER JELLY) [3:12]
SOFT PLAY — The Mushroom and The Swan (from HEAVIER JELLY) [3:03]
SOFT PLAY — Green Lamborghini (from HEAVIER JELLY) [1:26]
SOFT PLAY — Chairman of the Council (from HEAVIER JELLY) [3:45]
SOFT PLAY — Mirror Muscles (from HEAVIER JELLY) [2:41]
SOFT PLAY — Act Violently (from HEAVIER JELLY) [2:52]
SOFT PLAY — Take Me to the Tip (from HEAVIER JELLY) [2:40]
SOFT PLAY — Heavy Jelly (from HEAVIER JELLY) [2:36]
SOFT PLAY — Everything and Nothing (from HEAVIER JELLY) [3:58]
SOFT PLAY — All Things (from HEAVIER JELLY) [2:44]
Soft Play — Slushy
SOFT PLAY — Mirror Muscles (from HEAVY JELLY) [2:41]
SOFT PLAY — Act Violently (from HEAVY JELLY) [2:52]
SOFT PLAY — Punk's Dead (from HEAVY JELLY) [3:12]
SOFT PLAY — Bin Juice Disaster (from HEAVY JELLY) [1:55]
SOFT PLAY — Working Title (from HEAVY JELLY) [2:50]
SOFT PLAY — John Wick (from HEAVY JELLY) [1:23]
SOFT PLAY — Isaac Is Typing… (from HEAVY JELLY) [2:45]
SOFT PLAY — The Mushroom and the Swan (from HEAVY JELLY) [3:03]
SOFT PLAY — Worms On Tarmac (from HEAVY JELLY) [2:03]
SOFT PLAY — Everything and Nothing (from HEAVY JELLY) [3:58]
SOFT PLAY — All Things (from HEAVY JELLY) [2:44]
Soft Play — Everything and Nothing (from Everything and Nothing - EP) [3:58]
Soft Play — Punk's Dead (from Everything and Nothing - EP) [3:12]
Soft Play — Mirror Muscles (from Everything and Nothing - EP) [2:41]
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6Are You Satisfied?

9Live Like an Animal

10Ninety Nine

3:15

11She Wants Me Now

12Feed the Mantaray

13Sugar Coated Bitter Truth

Credits

Credited: Isaac Holman, Jolyon Thomas, Laurie Vincent