Welcome to Strangeland

[Intro: Tech N9ne]

I've landed, but which way now to go?

'Cause it's Strangeland everything goes up vertical, above the clouds I flow

How I got here I don't really know or remember like The Alamo

So to give me direction on this journey is Big Krizz Kaliko

[Verse 1: Krizz Kaliko]

Now here is a beautiful world for you to enter

You can hear how we kill everyone, we're Helter Skelter

On this sphere that is fearing us spear chuckers that love to bust

Shear stroke of genius since we appeared out the penis

We just the lost boys like we sons of Donald Sutherland

We done struggling, we forced our way in, forced to weigh in

The big swinging cocks of rap, R&B and rock

We been seeing lots of cats copying, ya not

Them G-O-D's and we can bless ya like we was the pastor

We past ya long ago, yeah, concentrate on rapping faster

This is the tempo, I'm making it look simple to y'all

I wasn't really into rap but entered rap 'cause I seen too many flaws

Waterfalls in Strangeland go up

Filled with streams of Caribou Lou, fill ya cup and toast how they blow up

Our team captain is you N9na, I'm the first Lieutenant

Enjoy your visit, this is Strangeland that you invented

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]

Welcome!

Welcome to Strangeland

This is for everyone around the world

The women, men, the boys and girls are welcome!

This is the Strangeland

And it don't matter what you listen to

We got all the flavors for you, so welcome!

We'd like to welcome you

If you're new then you're overdue

Take a quick peek in overview

Let the strangers take over you

We'd like to welcome you

If you're new then you're overdue

Take a quick peek in overview

Let the strangers take over you

[Verse 2: Tech N9ne]

Wow, Juggalos, Kottonmouth Kings and Kweens

Gangbangers, metalheads and the college kids

Then everything in between

They love when Tech's spitting, know he's the best ripping

Blessed is when all of these titles can equal technician

So let's get into some wreck from Tech's vision

Complex written scripts, sorrow, and sex driven

Behold us, we've had it so rough

So what's the slogan we have in Strangeland? It goes up!

When I ask you what goes up? Mane, if it's all good then you say that it goes

Mane if it's no, you simply just say that it don't, then I'mma label you foe

That's when they hit the flow, if you hating in my land we can throw

But I'd prefer us drinking 'Bou Lou that's cold

Then hit the vertical path and get on these hoes

I love it, Eep Op Ork Ah Ah

Even if you're brand new, come meet Chak', your fahza

And I'm looking for the girls with them deep bra's more tatas

On the vertical then get horizontal then I'mma beat up your nana

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]

Welcome!

Welcome to Strangeland

This is for everyone around the world

The women, men, the boys and girls are welcome!

This is the Strangeland

And it don't matter what you listen to

We got all the flavors for you, so welcome!

We'd like to welcome you

If you're new then you're overdue

Take a quick peek in overview

Let the strangers take over you

We'd like to welcome you

If you're new then you're overdue

Take a quick peek in overview

Let the strangers take over you