A Social Contract

[Intro]

I bet you think that pretty clever, don't you?

I bet you think that pretty clever, don't you?

I bet you think that pretty clever, don't you?

I bet you think that pretty clever, don't you?

[Chorus]

We are all in breach of a social contract

Better lawyer up

Just say the word and I'll be your doormat

I'll be your doormat, I'll be your-

[Verse]

When I was just a little lad, my mum taught me the way to solve a disagreement is compromise

So I applied that logic to my whole worldview and that's why I grew up to be a simpleton

[Bridge]

(All the worst people you know are now friends with each other)

[Chorus]

We are all in breach of a social contract

Better lawyer up

Just say the word and I'll be your doormat

I'll be your doormat, I'll be your-