Taxidermist

[Verse]

Sometimes I wonder what life would have been like if we'd both got born

He is my hypothetical brother from the same mother

Shared a womb, we'll share a room

[Chorus]

His saliva, my own semen

Not half a man, but two half men

Crave more than to scratch the surface

Lo, behold the taxidermist

[Verse]

Glass eyes, freeze dried, no skin

Let's take a closer look at what went wrong

My own facsimile, I'm put together again

Improvement, self-improvement

[Chorus]

His saliva, my own semen

Not half a man, but two half men

Crave more than to scratch the surface

Lo, behold the taxidermist

[Middle 8]

Lo, behold the taxidermist

[Chorus]

His saliva, my own semen

Not half a man, but two half men

Tall, but little more than vermin

Lo, behold the taxidermist