Apophenia

[Verse 1]

How could the street light

Blink on and off and spell out all your thoughts?

That thing you thought you heard me say

I didn’t say that thing

[Chorus]

That is crazy

You’re completely crazy

Pretty soon you’ll be telling me

That you’ve had enough and you’re leaving me

[Verse 2]

Picture of a hunched old lady holding a dog and

Telling you what to do

Seemingly random arrangement of turbid material

Telling you what to do

[Chorus]

It’s only tea leaves

Stop being dramatic

Next thing you’ll be saying

That I’ve been hallucinating you all along

[Bridge]

Everyone has got a feeling in the gut

You can’t just tune it out

Don’t look at me like that

[Chorus]

It’s only tea leaves

Stop being dramatic

Next thing you’ll be saying

That I’ve been hallucinating you all along

[Bridge]

Everyone has got an alien in the gut

Someday it will emerge

Don’t look at me like that

[Verse 3]

Middleburgh Police Department, how may I direct your call?

Please speak more slowly, I’m only getting every other word

Person I don’t recognize motioning to roll down the window

I’m only getting every other word

[Chorus]

That is crazy

You’re completely crazy

Pretty soon you’ll be telling me

That you’ve had enough and you’re leaving me

[Outro]

Next thing you will say

I’ve been hallucinating you all along

Pretty soon you’ll be telling me

That you’ve had enough and you’re leaving me