The Cap'm

[Verse 1]

Do you think there's somebody out there

Someone else who's better than the one you've got?

Well, there's not

There's not

[Verse 2]

When I talk you keep looking away from me

'Cause you probably think that I'm high on pot

But I'm not

I'm not

[Chorus]

Look me over, I'm the Cap'm

You say it's such a joke

But I don't see you laughing

[Verse 3]

People seem to think you can't

Be called the Cap'm unless you drive a boat

Well, I don't

I don't

[Stylophone Solo]

[Chorus]

Look me over, I'm the Cap'm

Go ahead and mess with me

You'll find out what will happ'm

[Bridge]

Sit beside me at the helm

Yeah, this is what I call the helm

And this button here is the fast-forward button

[Verse 4]

Did you say what I think you just said

My hat looks good on me?

I agree

I agree

[Chorus]

Look me over, I'm the Cap'm

You act like it's a joke

But I don't see you laughing

[Verse 4]

People seem to think you can't

Be called the Cap'm unless you drive a boat

Well, I don't, I don't

I don't, I don't, I don't