Shape Shifter

[Refrain]

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

Shape shifters all around

[Verse 1]

Where did my world go? One minute everything is

Home and friends and New York Times and lawn

"Beware the blob," they said, how was I to know they meant

The UPS delivery man, the koi in the tank, and the anchorwoman?

[Refrain]

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

Shape shifters all around

[Chorus]

Shape shifter, shape shifter

You gotta quit that shifting of shapes

I accepted what you were and then

Everything changed and I don't want to live in anyplace

Where the people are shifting their shapes

[Verse 2]

They're such a liar

They said the planet wouldn't undulate and then burst into flames

What used to be my house, is it that purple tentacle?

Or is that the TV repairman, the clarinet, the vegetable stand?

[Refrain]

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

Shape shifters all around

[Chorus]

Shape shifter, shape shifter

You gotta quit that shifting of shapes

I accepted what you were and then everything changed

And I don't want to live in anyplace

Where the people are shifting their shapes

[Refrain]

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

Shape shifters all around

[Bridge]

If you're someone I used to know

I sure don't recognize you, so

I'm only hanging round amorphous mounds

In the town where nothing familiar can be found

[Outro]

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

I've got a big old problem

Shape shifters all around (shape shifters all around)

Shape shifters all around (shape shifters all around)

Shape shifters all around (shape shifters all around)

Shape shifters all around