Toodles Mr. Jim

[Intro]

Hey yes

I said, yes

I said, hurray yay yay yippy yay

I said, diddly hey and

[Verse 1]

"Toodles Mr. Jim you cherry picker

Toodles," I say, "So long

Hear that your grave's a little warm, you stickler

Sing them all your happy song"

[Bridge]

It's today, today

Sunday by your grave

[Verse 2]

I say "Toodles Mr. Jim, you cherry picker

Taught me so well

How to spell those red in...

And... and... hey...

[Verse 3]

You know she deserved that nose

Splattered and swattered blood in my hands

Not a nice day for your little girl

But you came to my aid instead"

[Verse 4]

But now it's "Toodles, Mr. Jim, you cherry picker

Build that ladder well

Teach me just where those boys can climb

When they've got a spell"

[Verse 5]

Toodles Mr Jim, you are my sweet favourite neighbour

Of them all of them

Girls go to their parties

I don't care 'cause I'm with you still"

[Outro]

"That was Toodles Mr. Jim

Mr. Jim died two weeks ago

And he taught me how to pick cherries

And I punched his daughter in the nose because she was mean

Mr. Jim was good"