Another Tattoo

[Intro]

Beautiful tats, all over my back

Makes me so proud, I'm gonna shout it out loud

I got another tattoo, baby (Yeah!)

Another tattoo, baby (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

[Verse 1]

No part of me's blank, I'm really ink obsessed

It's like an art show the moment that I get undressed

At every job interview, they're just so impressed

Cause I got all my ex-wives on my chest

Over here is Clay Aiken, there's a side of bacon

And a minotaur pillow fighting with Satan

Next to Hello Kitty and a zombie ice-skating

Wait... It's Ronald Reagan

I got these dragons, I got these dolphins

All inscribed on me indelibly, I've had bad reactions

Bad infections, even hepatitis C

My friends think that I need therapy

Maybe some laser surgery

For the flaming goat skull on my knee

Knee, knee, knee, knee (hey...)

[Chorus]

Beautiful tats (yeah), all over my back (all over)

And I've got some space here, on the side of my face here

For another tattoo, baby (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

Another tattoo, baby (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

No, I'm not high (high), I'm really okay (okay)

I just love these scribbles (haha), that won't go away

I got another tattoo, baby (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

Another tattoo, baby  (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

Yeah

[Verse 2]

Yes, there were a few

I got from a losing a bet

I misspelled a word or two

Still there's nothing I regret

My shopping trips are no sweat

There's never stuff I forget

Check out this rad Boba Fett

He's playing clarinet!

[Chorus]

Beautiful tats (yeah), all over my back (all over)

And what the heck (haha), there's still room on my neck (waa)

I'll get another tattoo, baby (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

Another tattoo, baby (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

I don't know why (why), but every day (day)

Whenever folks see me, they just back away

I got another tattoo, baby (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

Another tattoo, baby (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)

Noth-nother tattoo

Yeah

[Outro]

Ow!

Dehh... Okay, right there by my elbow, see?

Yeah, I got a couple of square inches left

Uhhh.. Maybe a squid or a tarantula or something

I dunno, surprise me

OWW!

MOTHER...