Fatter

Fatter, fatter

Shake 'n Bake, fatter

Shake 'n Bake, fatter

Fatter

Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola

Yogurt, butterscotch, granola

Look at me, I'm fatter

I'm fatter, I'm fatter

Friends all gather 'round me

My enemies surround me

Yelling "Fatso, fatso, fatso"

I've eaten at every single greasy spoon on Seventh Avenue

That's right, I'm fatter

Don't you know my weight is going up, up, up, up, up

I tell you, this turkey sure is tough

Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough

They got pizza on the west side

French fries up town

Corn dogs deep fried in batter

I'm fatter

Go ahead, bite the big apple

Don't mind the calories

I'm fatter

Pile it on my platter

I'm fatter

Pile it up, pile it high up