[Part I: Poker Face by Lady Gaga]
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Oh woah oh oh
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my polka face
She's got to love nobody
Can't read my
Can't read my
No, he can't read my polka face
She's got to love nobody
P-p-p-polka face
P-p-p-polka face
P-p-polka face
Mum mum mum mah
P-p-p-polka face
P-p-polka face
P-p-p-polka face
Hey!
[Part II: Womanizer by Britney Spears]
Womanizer-woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, Womanizer
Oh, you're a womanizer, baby
You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Womanizer
Womanizer
Womanizer
Womanizer
Womanizer
Boy don't try to front (I, I)
I know just, just what you are (are, are)
Boy don't try to front (I, I)
I know just what you are (are, are)
You say I'm crazy
I've got your crazy!
You're nothing but a
Womanizer!
[Part III: Right Round by Flo Rida]
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down, down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down
Hey!
[Part IV: Day 'n' Nite by Kid Cudi]
Day and night
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
He's all alone through the day and night (day and night)
The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night
At-At-At night!
[Part V: Need You Now by Lady A]
It's a quarter after one
I'm a little drunk
And I need you now
Said I wouldn't call
But I lost all control
And I need you now
And I don't know how
I can do without
I just need you now
[Part VI: Baby by Justin Bieber]
And I was like...
Baby, baby, baby
Baby, Baby, Baby
Baby, baby, baby
I thought you'd always be mine
[Part VII: So What by P!nk]
So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I've got my rock moves
And I don't need you
And guess what? I'm having more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I've got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight
[Part VIII: I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry]
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
[Part IX: Fireflies by Owl City]
And I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake
When I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
[Part X: Blame It by Jamie Foxx]
Blame it on the goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the vodka (Hey!)
Blame it on the Henny (Hey!)
Blame it on the blue-tap (Hey!)
Got you feeling dizzy (Hey!)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
[Part XI: Replay by Iyaz]
Shawty's like a melody in my head
That I can't keep out
Got me singin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my iPod's stuck on replay
Stuck on replay
Stuck on replay
Replay
Replay-ay-ay-ay
[Part XII: Down by Jay Sean]
Baby, are you down?
Down? down? down? down?
Baby, are you down?
[Part XIII: Break Your Heart by Taio Cruz]
I'm only gonna break, break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break, break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break, break your break break your heart
I'm only gonna break your heart
[Part XIV: Tik Tok by Ke$ha]
Don't stop
Make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight
I'mma fight
'til we see the sunlight
Tik Tok
On the clock
But the polka don't stop (No!)
Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo
Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo
[Part XV: Polka Face Reprise]
P-p-p-polka face, P-p-p-polka face
Talkin' bout my polka face, p-p-p-polka face
Oh no, you can't read my p-p-p-polka face
Talkin' bout my polka face
P-p-p-polka face
(Hey!)
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