Booty Store

Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty (Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty (Make that ass clap)

Girl, you got class and you're lookin' so fine but you need a better ass as I follow behind
You gotta go to Wal-Mart and get a new get-up
Or you can pay us, we'll make your booty look better
'Cause this store sells brand new asses from the manufacturer straight to the masses
So, if your booty's flat, we'll take it back, give you a new ass, and you'll make it clap like

Double Ds in the front and the back
You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack
And everybody will stare and they'll gawk astounded
We'll give you an ass so big, you gotta walk around it
You can have knowledge, self-esteem and class but who needs all that when you gotta nice ass?

Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out
We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby, without a doubt
You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that?
When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass

Everybody say
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty (Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty (Make that ass clap)

Come on, ladies, come on down
We've got some asses on clearance
You buy two butt cheeks, you get the third one free, ha, ha
We've got a store full of inventory, hook you up with a new butt, end of story
We've got My Humps, we got Badunkadunk
We've got Bootylicious and Junk in the Trunk
The type of butt that rappers sing of and if you're ol' school, we got the Pumps and a Bump
We've got miles of booty, warehouse of booty
White girl booty that's cute and snooty
We've got the ass of Kardashian, we've got the Jennifer Lopez, if that's your plan
We've got the Shakira, the Beyonce, we've got the Matthew McConaughey
...Wait, what?
Our booty selection is second to none
We'll even give an Asian a respectable butt
You can have knowledge, self-esteem and class but who needs all that when you gotta nice ass?

Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out
We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby, without a doubt
You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that?
When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass

Everybody say
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty (Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty (Make that ass clap)

Come on, ladies
I can sell you a butt that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos
Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos?

Girl, we'll take your booty and make it so when you shake it
Everybody in the place will pray for you to get naked
We've got an abundance of asses so tan
They'll make a Catholic preacher say "God damn!"
And if you can't afford it, I'm sorry friend
We've got a couple of asses in the bargain bin
We've got a variety of booty, if you like 'em bizarre
We can make you an ass that can play guitar like

Girl, you need a new set of butt cheeks and I think we can help you out
We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby, without a doubt
You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that?
When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new ass

Everybody say
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty (Butt cheeks)
Booty (Booty!)
Booty (Booty!)
This store sells booty (Make that ass clap)

So, come on down ladies
Our booty store is conveniently located right off the westside highway
Right next to the Chuck E. Cheese
Come on, let's do this
Put that ass on layaway