Damn I'm Ugly

Yes, I'm ugly, I don't let it bug me
Oversized head, with a face like Gumby
Body like Play-Doh
I don't feel ashamed though
I don't give a damn, 'cause I still got game though (woo!)

I, I ain't never really been (okay)
Classically beautiful
I, (that's right) I was a hideous kid (aw, aw, aw)
Looking all unusual
I, I had an ugly ass mom (yeah!)
And I couldn't keep company (aw)
Even my imaginary girl, wouldn't hook up with me (come on!)

Man, I was looking like somebody
Went and put Medusa in a microwave with Darth Sidious (ugh!)
Then I started working out and became a Chippendale (woo!)
I'm just playing, I'm still hideous (ha!)
I can't strip 'cause, I'm not allowed
I couldn't be a stripper at the Waffle House (doh)
They say I'd look good in a circus show
I wouldn't look good in a burka bro!

Yes, I'm ugly, I don't let it bug me
Oversized head, with a face like Gumby
Body like Play-Doh
I don't feel ashamed though
I don't give a damn, 'cause I still got game though

Yes I'm ugly, I don't let it bug me
Oversized head, with a face like Gumby
Body like Play-Doh
I don't feel ashamed though
I don't give a damn, 'cause I still got game though
(Okay, prrh-ah!)

It was like this, I promise I'll be quick (yeah)
I could be your everything, but let me make a list (uh-huh)
I'm ugly as shit! (Yep) I look homeless (what else?)
My clothes don't fit, I'm a human trash bin
"You ain't the type of man I like"
I said, "What'chu mean?"
She said, "No, I don't really like guys who got low self-esteem"
Wait, let me run that back

Look, I made a mill' off the internet!
They call me Mr. Independent, labels are sick of him, it's Billy (woo!)
And I got so many fans
I can't even leave the house without seeing them (bars)
I might be ugly, but I'm still the man (yeah!)
I might be ugly, but ugly the brand
"Oh, What's your name again?"
Don't worry 'bout it, get you another man

Yes, I'm ugly, I don't let it bug me
Oversized head, with a face like Gumby
Body like Play-Doh
I don't feel ashamed though
I don't give a damn 'cause I still got game though

Yes I'm ugly, I don't let it bug me
Oversized head, with a face like Gumby
Body like Play-Doh
I don't feel ashamed though
I don't give a damn, 'cause I still got

Wait a minute, let me ask you
What do I do? (Ha-ha)
When my face is a wreck (it's true!)
And everybody keeps saying
I'm related to Shrek (yeah, yeah, yeah)
But the people respect me, 'cause I'm not a cliché (not me!)
And when I roll into the party, everyone's like, "Hey!"

That's right, feeling like I'm in my zone (tell 'em)
Had to get two phones, cause I'm just too well known (yeah, yeah)
Started from the bottom where the grasses grow
Yeah, I ain't gonna stop 'til the casket close
I'm just a pizza guy, really about my dough
Just trust me, I just jump on the track and get it jumpin' I Dude
A -, what the hell are you talking about?
Oh, I'm sorry, I-I got a little carried away

Yes, I'm ugly, I don't let it bug me
I don't wanna be cute!
That's right I'm ugly, I don't let it bug me
I won't even dispute the fact that I'm ugly!
I don't let it bug me, I don't feel ashamed!
I don't give a damn 'cause I still got game