This Is Why I'm Hot

[Intro]

(I'm on a one mission to get a politician to honor

Or he's a goner by the time I get to Arizona)

[Verse 1]

Sometimes I feel like a dead man

When I walk around my house

Petrified of going out

I couldn't leave to save my life

I'm a waste of my freedom

'Cause I've imprisoned myself

With this crippling lack of wealth

And my decaying sense of self

[Refrain]

And I have two years left

[Verse 2]

And I hate my future

I hate my job

And I'm such a fucking slob

Oh, my apartment is a mess

And I am very resentful

That life isn't art

And Harry Potter and Voldemort are works of fiction, not our world

[Refrain]

And we have two years left

[Bridge]

And I hate sleeping

And I hate waking up

With a sense of shame

And I hate sleeping

And I hate waking up

And I can't afford to give a fuck about myself

[Guitar Solo]

And I have two years left

Two years left

Two years left to go

Two years left

Two years left

Two years left to go