Darling, I Love You

[Verse 1]

I like telling dirty jokes

And I like smoking crystal meth

[Refrain]

But darling, I love you

[Verse 2]

And I like laughing at retards

I like throwing rocks at dogs

[Refrain]

Yeah darling, I love you

[Verse 3]

I love you like the moon and stars

When little kids get hit by cars

[Refrain]

Girl you know it's true

Darling, I love you

[Verse 4]

I've been trying to move on

Since you left, since you've been gone

But it's so hard on me

[Verse 5]

Talked to a girl in first hour

Bought her a CD, bought her a flower

But she's a stupid cunt

[Bridge]

But I'll take anything

And I'll take anyone

I'll take an angry lesbian

With a loaded gun

I'll take a whore with syphilis

And gonorrhea too

[Refrain]

But darling, I love you

Darling, I love you

Darling, I love you

Darling, I love you