I Love College (Remix)

[Intro]

It's Chris Webby, yeah

Asher Roth ain't the only college boy on this rapping shit

And I love college too, shit, heh

[Chorus]

That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered

But I took a Xany, and shots of Soco so it's whatever

Roll my blunts and pop my E

Now chug that 40 just like me

Pass out at 6, wake up at 3

Then do it again, tonight drinks on me, man I love college

[Verse 1]

I love college even more than Asher

Different chick every other night come home plastered

Somehow pass class and twist blunts after

I'm Hofstra's top dog and homecourt rapper

Fitted pointed backwards, spittin' that fire

The shit on campus bitch ask Van Wilder

Don't need a reminder to party everyday

Cause I'm an alcoholic, I remember anyway

I've been drunk since 12, mothafuck a drinkin' age

Walk in a liquor store, take my wallet out to pay

Clerk tellin' me I'm not who I say I be

Even though it says I'm Spanish on my fake ID

[Chorus]

That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered

But I took a Xany and shots of Soco so its whatever

Roll my blunts and pop my E

Now chug that 40 just like me

Pass out at 6, wake up at 3

Then do it again, tonight drinks on me, man I love college

And I love boozin', and I love bitches, I love college

[Verse 2]

They say drugs make you dumb, but I don't think they do

Last semester, I pulled a fuckin' 3.2

When I wakeup's, the only time I'm sober enough

To do homework unless I'm hungover as fuck

And still there ain't even a teacher that can hold me

Go to class blunted, lookin' somethin' like Spicoli

Or I just pull a Ferris Bueler, skip the whole day

I'm just here for the party and I hope that's okay

But there's no way to stop me, this sophomore's a monster

Even though I'll end up doin' 6 years at Hofstra

Sit back, sippin' on a beer with a mic

Knowing these are gonna be the best years of my life, right?

[Chorus]

That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered

But I took a Xany and shots of Soco so its whatever

Roll my blunts and pop my E

Now chug that 40 just like me

Pass out at 6, wake up at 3

Then do it again, tonight drinks on me, man I love college

And I love boozin', and I love bitches, I love college

[Verse 3]

I'm a flip-cup phenomenon, beer pong pro

Hit all 10 in a row with my fuckin' eyes closed

A little bend of the knees and a flick of the wrist

Have you chuggin' every second while I'm sippin' my shit

Dutch Master always full of some ridiculous piff

That got me twisted like a licorice stick

Listen to this, my time is never wasted cause I'm always wasted

I fuckin' love college, that's all I can say kid

[Chorus]

That party last night was awful nuts bro, wish I remembered

But I took a Xany and shots of Soco so its whatever

Roll my blunts and pop my E

Now chug that 40 just like me

Pass out at 6, wake up at 3

Then do it again, tonight drinks on me, man I love college

And I love boozin', and I love bitches, I love college