I Send Pictures

[Verse 1]

I send pictures through the mail

Of buried treasures and humpback whales

To famous people I do not know

I sign, "Sincerely, Matthias Doe"

I await their response

Some send none, some send cops

There was one, a senator

From the island of Corsica

She sent one from a shell

She blew right through it and ordered a spell

I-N-T, H-E-B, E-G-I, N-N-I, N-G-T, H-E-R, E-I-S

Nothingness

But after I, I heard it all

I knew she was a false prophet, as was foretold

She's not the angel that I know

She's not the woman for whom I am born

[Verse 2]

Doberman pinschers guard the doors

Of these celebrities I adore

I give them misinformation

Nine times of ten, it leads to persuasion

Wolves do not howl at the moon

But at the birth of (poodles?)

I walked in like a king

Instead of pictures, I take their things

I walked out to their homes

Arranging their things in the shape of songs