Raised by Horses

[Verse 1]

I was eating dinner at the table

With people from the music industry

They asked me if I liked it in the city

I said I liked it better in the country

The label representative asked me

What about it most appealed to me

"I love to listen to the yellowhammer singing

'A little bit of bread and no cheese'"

[Verse 2]

Then I commenced to do a tap dance

On eggplant parmesan before their eyes

Guided by voices, whole bag of tricks

Raised by Druids and horses

[Chorus]

Then I told them

"Never underestimate the power of love

You dig my new horseshoes?"

“Never underestimate the power of love"

"Come here quickly, he's lost his mind!"

[Chorus 2]

"Frightened? Well, I'm not surprised

You've never seen the likes of me

Check it, I want a big fat advance

And my alfalfa free"

"Come here quickly, he's lost his mind!"

[Verse 3]

The manager removed me from the restaurant

A crowd got to gathering around

I said, "You can throw a man out on his ear

But you can't keep a good horse down!"

Mounted police sprung to action

Never cut me any bit of slack

But I wasn't going anywhere

'til they got off my brother's back

[Scatting]