Carnival Ride

I first saw her sitting on the Ferris Wheel

That is when the rubber began to peel

I said, "C'mon baby, let's go for a ride"

She said, "Give me 20 bucks and you can come inside"

And that is when that bitch took me for a carnival ride

I saw her squat in the alley for her to take a piss

I said "Excuse me ma'am, but don't I know you miss?"

She said "Hey you motherfucker, I never saw you before in my life"

But the way she wiped herself, we both knew that she was a liar

And that is when that bitch took me for a carnival ride

Well, I went over to her house, I thought that we could talk

But she'd have none of it, she just told me to walk

She said, "Hey asshole, I thought I told you to hit the road"

Then she laid across my lap and she said, "Hey, welcome home"

And that is when that bitch took me on a carnival ride