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Cows – Weird Kitchen (1987) | Track profile | Dork

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Taint Pluribus Taint Unum
Weird Kitchen

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Weird Kitchen

Release date: 1987

From Taint Pluribus Taint Unum

About This Track

"Weird Kitchen" is a track by Cows, from the album Taint Pluribus Taint Unum, released 1987. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Cows

Cows

Lyrics

Weird Kitchen

Weird kitchen

Owl-shit with little bones

Tracks through the green stuff

Sewage on the snow

Weird kitchen

With star-spangled pots

Weird kitchen

Tar pits and vacant lots

My grandma buys me rubbers

My aunt's an Indian wench

The Isanti tribe grows old and dies

Roasting hot dogs on a bench

Weird kitchen

Roaches in the rice

Weird kitchen

I'm falling through the ice

The new sperm keeps risin'

It's rasslin' with my guilt

I'm a caveman with a problem

The trees keep talkin' shit

Weird kitchen

With star-spangled pots

Weird kitchen

Tar pits and vacant lots

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Track details

From Taint Pluribus Taint Unum

1987

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Album

Taint Pluribus Taint Unum

Release year

1987

—Redhouse
—Carnival Ride
—Cow Jazz/Car Chase
—Yellowbelly
—Mother (I Love That Bitch)
—On Plasma Pond
—Koyaanisqatsi
—Sieve
—Summertime Bone
—The Pictorial
—Weird Kitchen
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