Cow Jazz/Car Chase

Hey scoot over, let me drive

Let's go wreck your old man's ride

Old man's ride, old man's ride

You will ride, you will ride

Honk the horn, let's scare old bags

Let's show off these bitchin' mags

Bitchin' mags, bitchin' mags

You will ride, you will ride

There's a dog, let's squish it good

Terrorize the neighborhood

Neighborhood, neighborhood

You will ride, you will ride

On the highway, drunk as shit

There's the pigs, let's step on it

Step on it, step on it

You will ride, you will ride

Drunk drive!

Hey scoot over, let me drive

I wanna fuck this chick while I'm still alive

Still alive, still alive

You will ride, you will ride

Take me home or it's your ass

Take me home or I'm gonna crash

Gonna crash, gonna crash

You will ride, you will ride

Drunk drive!