Wanker!

[Verse 1]

Don't patronize me

Don't think you have to let me down lightly

I think you're disillusioned

You've confused me with someone who cares (who cares)

I've made my decision

They've offered me a job in television

Before I say farewell, I hope to God you rot in hell

I'll say a little prayer (say a little prayer)

[Hook]

What goes around, comes around

[Chorus]

Wanker! Wanker! You're such a wanker!

Not today but, one day I'll thank her

Loser! Loser! You're such a loser!

You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Verse 2]

Hope you get what you deserve

Hope you die in some absurd

Stupid ridiculous way

Hope you choke on your own spit

Hope your wife chops off your dick

When she finds out you're secretly gay

[Bridge]

Well, actually that would make quite a lot of sense

Because you are really rubbish in bed

Besides the point your horrible, and I hate you

You bastard! You really are a horrible bastard

[Verse 3]

I've made my decision

They've offered me a job in television

Before I say farewell, I hope to god you rot in hell

I'll say a little prayer (say a little prayer)

[Hook]

What goes around, comes around?

[Chorus]

Wanker! Wanker! You're such a wanker!

Not today but, one day I'll thank her

Loser! Loser! You're such a loser!

You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Wanker! Wanker! You're such a wanker!

Not today but, one day I'll thank her

Loser! Loser! You're such a loser!

You-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh