Is There Anybody Out There?

Is there anybody out there

Who would like a little bit of what I got

I promise not to take up too much of your precious time

And it should only take a minute

It's a deal, it's a steal, the sale of the century

Don't walk away or you'll surely regret it

Cause it's bargain time

A consumable delight so get in line

Everything must go, but don't panic

Everything's for sale if you've got the readies

Oi oi oi, oi oi

Is there anybody out there who'd like a little bit of what I got

It's got your name written all ovеr

Sound to good to be true, then it gеnerally is

I got that in red, white, and blue (Red White and blue)

Coffee color yellow right up to curfew (Curfew)

Step back in time for one night only (oooh)

We slenderize for solely the lonely (Soley The Lonely)

Is there anybody out there who would like a little bit of what I got

You're on a promise a slide waranty that comes

With worthless twaddle that I can't guarantee

I sell ice to Eskimos for tuppence a bag (ohhh)

Or a line of guacamole to the holy in drag (yeah yeah yeah)

Oh I'll blow you a smoke screen from the soles of my feet (oooh)

They'll lead you up and down along a one way street (Along a one way street)

Step back in time for one night only (oooh)

We slenderize for solely the lonely (Solely the lonely)

Step back in time for one night only (step back)

Will slenderize for solely the lonely (Solely the lonely)

Step back (back back...)