Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom

[Verse 1]

I am age four and Uncle Anders and baby

Wear me like a winter coat when you’re the worst weather

Rally ‘round Richard, quite a handful

He’s a mad apple first and foremost

[Verse 2]

My family is my island

I better get down

Thinking the plane into the ground

I’m like that guy who couldn’t figure out

The water from the sky

[Chorus]

A fat voice, a mind adrift

Fit for a comfortable smile

[Verse 3]

Baby Washington pulled over

Eat a mossed melon

He knows a slow roller

But he’s doing the green apple quick step

Anders in kurrajongs passed thе bridge

Oh, Richard’s taking in the scenеs

He’s a horny little salad

[Verse 4]

My family is my oyster

I better get down

Thinking the plane into the ground

I’m like that guy who couldn’t figure out

The water from the sky

[Chorus]

A fat voice, a mind adrift

Fit for a comfortable smile