Like his pops saw most of Manila
Always rocking goat skins, seal furs, and chinchillas
Big deal, my nephew buys big wheels
Like really fat people eat big meals
Large like the size of huge tits
Like they got filled up with milk then always leaking shit
And when people walk by they slip
'Cus dude didn't understand, nature said BITCH!
Everybody gasp because he wasn't aces
I rap as pretty as motherfucking canoe races
Don't like Tsar Tank people with many faces
I prefer one that fits good no matter where we stood
You played for punks, standing on the stage drunk
Bad news: that's how many ships got sunk
Like home had an insatiable thirst for nightlife
Started up drinking, ended up drug life
That's enough of harping on the rotten apples
Used to know a woman that reminded me of crows cackles
Like the kind to hang out in cemeteries
And when you see a murder of 'em boy, is that shit scary
Sort like the career of Luke Perry
Or sneaking on cargo trains that carry grapes and cherries
Like "I'm outta here dad, west
Nobody tell me jack, I know best"
Two weeks later, "Father I'm a soiled mess
Please purchase me a plane ticket, your son needs some rest"
No response
Then a letter
He puts you on the bus
Codename: not clever
Grovel back, like Joe's brothers did
They bloodied up his coat and they sold him to them pirate pigs
Like women say that they go to the club to gyrate
With no panties on
Rise up next day great
All I remember was being on tape
And a whole camera crew
Leaving, smiling, and saying thanks
Do you think that, like, anything happened?
During my capriciousness?
I don't remember any action
Damn, maybe I shoulda left with some panties
I feel all alone just like little orphan Annie
Boo-hoo, arrows and bows
The wife of the coach of the skiing team was a real ho
Always asking, "How does this look?" On her tippy toes
Turning around, hands on her tush, said shush
Always awkward in your face with looks
Catch you on campus carrying a plethora of some strange books
She says that they make her feel smarter
She has the whole caboodle, vibrators and rechargers
DJ Crucial's never seen a barber
Matter of fact he even said, "What's that?"
All [?] got in his life was pats on the back
A whole bunch of tickets and return flights back
He flew as far as the skiing coach's wife
It was a clear night, and drinking had ensued a fight
He was like, "I should've listened to mom, she was right"
Crying at the top of his lungs, late at night
"I never should've made you my wife!"
And she said, "Exactly, you are so right!"
"Remember when I said I like Barry 'cus he's a genius?
I lied! I only like him for his huge penis!
Remember when I said I went to Lee's to smoke bongs?
ERRRR! [?] King Kong Schlong
Remember when I said I like Dave 'cus he trains parrots?
Jokes, he had a huge carrot!
Do you remember when you took that innocent picture of me and Melissa?
Smooching? It escalated! All cooches!
Remember when I said I hated your brother?
I hated the fact that he didn't use no damn rubber!"
Oh shit
Yeah
Yo this is mad whimsy
Noodle-Arm whimsy
My man Dirty Heat
Serengeti
F5 Skyline
Low Budget Music
F5 Records dot com
Next to Jerry G [?]
You always fucking with me
Taking my time, I know you
Come on girl get
Outta my way today
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